Quotes and fortune cookies
that mean something to me
"This picture"Farewell the ashtray girl Forbidden snowflake Beware this troubled world Watch out for earthquakes Goodbye to open sores To broken semaphore You know we miss her We miss her picture
"Something so right"Some people never say the words "I love you" It's not their style to be so bold Some people never say the words "I love you" But like a child They're longing to be told They've got a wall in China It's a thousand miles long To keep out the foreigners They made it strong And I've got a wall around me That you can't even see It took a little time To get next to me
"The Eleventh Law"
Best linux distribution is the one your neighbor has.
"World is created"Q. Did God created world in seven days? A. No. He created the world in six days and nights surviving only on coke and chips. On seventh day he found out, that his girlfriend left him.
"Root privileges"Remember: While root can do most everything, there certain privileges that only a partner can grant. Telsa Gwynne
"System programmers"To the system programmer: Users and applications serve only to provide a test load.
"Line noise"...and unlike sendmail it [some mta] doesn't have a config file that looks like line noise. -- seen on slashdot.
"A.Einstein"Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.I don't know what kind of weapon will be used in Third World War, but the only weapon in Forth World War will be stone hammer.
"Twenty gods or no God"But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782.
Liberty or safetyThey that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania (1759)
"Mrs.Parker"He told us that roaches would be the only living thing after a biological holocaust. Them and some woman named Parker.
"The Pretender", 1st season 7th episode.
"ASCII"The only languages that can comfortably be written with the repertoire of US-ASCII happen to be Latin, Swahili, Hawaiian and American English without most typographic frills. It is rumoured that there are more languages in the world. Details about iso646
RFC 1925 Truth No.3.With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Remember the 5th of NovemberRemember, remember the fifth of November, The gunpowder, treason, and plot, I see of no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
Never say dieIt takes three years to build a ship; it takes three centuries to build a tradition. Andrew Browne Cunningham
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
First Law of OSSIf you want to do something right - do it yourself.
Amateurs vs ProsAmateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic!